Complaint #8

I made my own shape in SL.

I get many compliments, and some observations, like: DAAAMN You got a huge ass....

Which I think was the point when I made it, but whatever.

I suck at making ears though. I just tampered with my ears and now I look like Dominic Monaghan. I suck at life. FMSL!!!

WHY AM I SO ARTISTICALLY RETARDED!?

Complaint #7

I don't get those people who write those little notes in their profile "I log ALL of my convos, SO BEWARE".

Um, who cares? First, it's not wrong that you log your conversations, otherwise Linden Lab wouldn't give you that option. I don't care that you re-read what I told your dumbass. But what IS against TOS is that you highlight said conversation, right-click, hit copy, open your friends IM box and then right-click, paste.

I don't really care that you share my words with other people, but when it's used to cause mayhem and dramatics, I don't need it. Most of my words are in sarcasm, or drunkeness, but most likely you deserved to be told you're a fucktard.

But you cannot USE my words without my permission. I don't care what you write in your profile. It does not supersede LL rules. YOU chose to accept LL's rules when you signed up for SL, so suck it up that you can't do what you wish with what I have to say other than read them back to yourself.

You are NOT above the rules, so suck it up. I will AR your fatass.

Complaint #6

I HATE NICKELBACK!

It is the most overplayed music, not only in SL, but on the radio. I don't get why people think they are the shit. It's the same garabge in every song. So yes, please, let's put it on repeat and hear it over and over and over again and sit around and sing it altogether like some redneck sing-a-long.

I swear the only good thing to come out of Canada has been Alanis, and even she sounds weird.

I don't get why people like that "Alice" song by Avril Lavigne. It makes me cringe everytime I hear it. I've heard better music come out of my dog's butthole.

Canada, your music has failed me.

Complaint #5.5

It's too hotttt! hahahaha

Complaint #5

This so-called summer weather in California this year is wack.

We had a week and a half of super hotness, and now...just after I fired up the air conditioner...we are back to windy spring weather. I WANT SUMMER!

I am two seconds away from bitch slapping mother nature. KELLY NEEDS TO GET HER TAN ON! I wanna frolic on the sandy beaches. I wanna sweat of some pounds! Summer, summer, summer!

Complaint #4

To start this off, I swear by HP. I love them to pieces. Their customer service is great IF you have a warranty.

See, there are different levels of customer service over at HP. If you are out of warranty, you talk to the people in India. If you have a warranty, you talk to people in California. I happen to be in warranty until next month. Fork my life.

However, when I bought my laptop I had issues registering my warranty and had to fax in my information. So whenever I call them, in the computer it says my laptop is out of warranty. It is not. I have an e-mail with a bunch of numbers that say otherwise. The last time I called, I gave them a number and they routed me over to level two quickly. I called yesterday and they did not. I got stuck talking to Habeeb and couldn't understand a fkn word he said.

Habeeb knows shit about computers. He gives you the run around and basically no answers when you call. So now I am waiting until HP calls me back telling me what I already know...I am in warranty.

I swear to allah if I talk to Habeeb again and he says they cannot find my warranty I am going to sue someone. I am going to scream, I am going to cry, I am going to demand to see someone bleed.

This is all because one of my USB ports went out. And I am too poor to replace it myself. I want HP to do it. Because I paid 300 something dollars for a warranty Habeeb swears I don't have. So they will pay for postage to be sent to me and for me to send my shit in and get fixed and set back with an allah damned working USB port!!! I JUST WANT TO PUT MUSIC ON MY IPOD WHILE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET!

Complaint #3

Freaking Sprint.

My mom has a Palm Centro. A few months ago the speaker in the handset went out so you couldn't hear anyone that called you unless you had them on speakerphone. So she took it in to our Sprint Store and they gave her a whole new phone free of charge.

Now the battery in this phone doesn't hold charge like the battery in the old phone did. So she takes her phone in to the same store and they charge her for a new one.

Um...if we could just have our old battery back that would solve it. But obviously since they took it they won't have it. That's their fault they didn't give us our same battery, therefore they should incur the charge for our new battery. Right? Right. WRONG!

So since we had to buy an extra battery, now I am forty dollars short on paying my Sprint bill and will most likely have service cut off...again.

I won't feel so bad when I buy my new phone at Radio Shack now. Eff the Sprint Store.